Good news, fellow doggos and loyal subjects! As you all know, we've been in hundred year, multi-generational war, to get the humans to stay home with us. Blocking doors when they've tried to leave without us. Giving them the saddest eyes we can muster. Pulling out every guilt trip in the book. And finally all of our toiling has paid off! Reports are rolling in that all over the place, hoomans are staying home unless they're doing something called "essential work" (which frankly sounds complicated and important so we will let it slide). There are some hold outs, some foolish humans reluctant to give up their old ways, but our successes are clear! Doggos rejoice!