There's been so much happening lately that I forgot to share with you the story of the cheese! So here goes... One day a couple of months ago Daddy went out to check the mailbox and what should he find inside (apart from the usual bills and so on) but an ENTIRE BLOCK OF CHEESE!!! No wrapper or anything, just a block of cheese sitting there. It seemed it had been doing so for a little while as it had begun to turn mouldy, but it was positioned so that the humans hadn't noticed it as they checked the mail each day. They did notice I'd been sniffing around the front of the house a bit more than usual but didn't think anything of it. Anyway, they discussed the cheese at great length - who had put it there, why had they put it there, and how did they put it there? Presumably they had to come into our front courtyard and put it in the back as it wouldn't have fit through the slot. What did it mean?? Was it a targeted attack or was there some nutter going around the neighbourhood with blocks of cheese, randomly leaving them in mailboxes?? And who would waste an entire block of cheese for a silly prank?? My theory - and it's the most plausible by far - is that someone out there who knows me (maybe even one of you reading this now...?) remembered how much I adore a bit of fromage and had the cheese delivered to me. It makes complete sense! Of course, as usual, the humans intervened and the cheese ended up in the bin despite my claim of rightful ownership. They didn't think it was safe for me to consume a block of cheese of unknown origin. Oh well. Hopefully it's not the last time someone tries to send me a block of cheese. I'll be on the lookout next time so I get to it before the humans ruin all my fun.