Put the Newspaper down...
This Is The
"EXCLUSIVE UNSAFE SUNDAY STORY"
The story you are about to read is all
based on actual Real Evidence found on #UnSafeSundays
☆LET US PROCLAIM THE MISTEREY OF FAME
A couple of weeks ago I followed Brian Lyons home from work & realized his home wasn't a house at all but in fact was a church that was excepted by all different religions coming together as one forming unity with
Hasidic Jews, Catholics, The Mentally Insane, Arabs, & Mexicans landscapers, etc.
(for the record "etc." Is not a religon)🤔
That's when it hit me & I started thinking which for me to do is very unsafe & I realized
1)No one's hair is that On Point.
2)He's always trying to spread the good news of being SAVAGEFREE to others.
3)He's known as #AmericasFavoriteRolloffDriver
4)The reason he Never Steps On The Sil is because he actually floats over it.
5)One of his Hashtags is #WWBLD
(What Would Brian Lyons Do)
Coincidence...? I think not!
The people & myself wanted answers
Even though Brian Claims to be born in Brooklyn i didn't believe him because I never trust anyone who wears glasses.🤦🏻♂️
So two weeks ago I traveled with Jeff Miedema & Aaron Roman
Given the fact his family comes from the Roman Empire of Cardella I figured I can use him for protection for myself & the archaeologists & we set forth to Jerusalem & Bethlehem to prove my theory right & sure enough we found a Mosaic picture of
The Holy Grail...😮
I couldn't believe the striking resemblance
Brian Lyons is the Messiah and has been walking amongst us this entire time.
Below are some pics of
& some of his followers that belong to his church
& other holy pics I've come across through my Journeys. I hope you enjoyed them.
When you see Brian in the street Let Us Give The #125
Thanks & Praise....
For you are in the presence of greatness!
& this is why I will always be in the shadows of