Athletes, get those teefies and toe beans ready. We are hosting the MULTI-CIRCLE GLOBAL SPORTBALL GAMES in honor of our Podium Pups box coming out this month! ⠀⠀
Does your dog run as fast or eat as many chicken nuggets as Busain Uolt? Does your dog flippity flip like Bymone Siles? Or GLIDE THROUGH THE WET like Lyan Rochte? ⠀⠀
In honor of our Podium Pups box and @SuperChewer ’s WORLD CHOMPS box, we have a competition for YOU! We’re going to give our own §HÌñ¥ ñÈÇK †RÖþHies* to YOUR dogs with a little challenge!⠀⠀
THERE ARE 5 CATEGORIES & †RÖþHies: ⠀⠀
• *Best Teefers wins 1 month of @bark.bright⠀⠀
• *Best Toe Beans wins @groundsandhounds coffee + mug⠀⠀
• *Best (Snoriest) Snorer wins a BARK Essentials Cuddler Bed⠀⠀
• *Best Fetch Face wins a HECK TON of tennis balls (100 of them)⠀⠀
• *Best Zoomies wins a dog-sized quad of Crocs (with Jibbitz of course)⠀⠀
Use #podiumpups with your entry and we will be announcing + posting winners on July 31!
In this edition of our “COOL DANG DOG BUSINESSES,” say hello to the Dog Father of Harlem and founder of @harlemdoggiedayspa , Brian Taylor! Brian started out with a banking background and was quickly introduced to the pet industry by a banking customer who was a dog walker and groomer. They opened Harlem Doggie Day Spa, where Brian started off mostly managing finances and soon discovered how much he enjoyed dog grooming, so he got officially certified. He knew that HDDS was his calling and used his corporate and customer service experience to grow HDDS into one of the first businesses of its kind in the neighborhood offering everything from grooming, daycare and boarding to supplies for dog owners. Since its opening, Brian has taken care of around 10,000 dogs in NYC!!
The pandemic forced Brian to initially shut down his facility. As he slowly began re-opening and grooming one dog at a time, he discovered people were donating money for those who may not be able to afford a dog grooming during this time. These donations inspired Brian to start a “Pup Pandemic Relief Tour” where he will be partnering with groomers across the nation, this summer providing free grooming and spa services to dogs in need.
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3 days ago
"MOTHER I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE DEPTHS OF MY LOVE, WATER YA GONNA DO ABOUT IT??"
For more Archie: https://www.tiktok.com/@girlwiththescar
4 days ago
It's a fetch-22!
PS- If you like dog comics, @speedbumpcomic- AKA Dave the nicest human we know, has a book called “Dogs Are People Too” and it is a TREAT. Click link in bio to nab it!
MOM HES BEEN PLAYING ROLLER COASTER TYCOON FOR 5 HOURS AND IT'S MY TURN NOW
@bully.baloo you are PERFECT
8 days ago
True story: In 6th grade I was assigned to write a persuasive essay and I wrote, "Dogs are Better Than Cats: Here's Why." As a grown adult, Baloo is one of the few cats on Earth to make me doubt my thesis.
@henrythecoloradodog is one of the greatest accounts on the internet and I will be taking no further questions.
But seriously, this cat can pee in the toilet so he wins??? (Ya gotta check out this account if you haven't already. 😂)
10 days ago
“Lexi what the frick you didn’t do any of this for me.” -Andrew, actual fiancé of Lexi (who didn't actually say ‘frick’), still wants to marry her even after all this (she checked)
Lexi and the crazy kids over at @superchewer are teleporting cake with new subscriptions in honor of sweet cankle-stumper Zeke's birthday. ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵗʳᵉᵃᵗ.
ALSO! We will be reading birthday wishes and affirmations to him. Please say nice things to this dummy thicc boi. ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵗʳᵉᵃᵗ
CHECK THE LINK IN OUR BIO TO GET SEVEN ACTUAL PIECES OF CAKE with any new Super Chewer subscription
Happy biRTHDAY ZEKE YOU BIG HUNK OF BASSET PUDGY GOODNESS, YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER AND STELLA AND TEDDY AND COWORKERS AND FRANDS LOVE YOU VERY MUCH AND ALSO WE ARE SORRY FOR YELLING AND THIS VERY LONG RUN-ON SENTENCE